Ramadan Bobo is here.and the crypto market’s hit a real Ramadan—30 days of no eating, no drinking, no banging, all pure soul-crushing pain. No blessings from Allah here, just Rekt and stale-ass naan.
Fasting‘til sunset, even the goats are shorting my shit.
Ramadan, spare me, please!
Roadmap
1,000,000,000 SUPPLY
0/0 TAX
Bankruptcy Roadmap
Phase 1 - Suhoor Swap
Wake up at 4 a.m., swap SOL for $RAMBOBO, regret it before Fajr hits.
Phase 2 - Bear Market Prayer
We’re spamming “Inshallah it pumps”on X.
Phase 3 - Eid al-Fitr
Wallet as empty as your stomach.
Phase 4 - Hajj with $RAMBOBO
Pray for a pump, panic-sell during the 20th rak’ah.